Log 009 ◄► Voice

[roboredom]

[Surely, Luceti, you were not prepared for the loud, robotic voice blaring over the journals with no warning. Nor the fact that in the video feed, he is reflecting a bright light off of his face.

He might be doing the reflection portion on purpose.] I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU DEFECTIVE BEINGS. THINK LONG AND HARD, AND GIVE ME AN HONEST ANSWER. BECAUSE I'LL BECOME THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF PISSED OFF IF I GET A FAKE ANSWER. REALLY ANGRY.

WHICH OF YOU THINK YOU ARE SUPERIOR THAN ME? [Pause.] BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT.

[It's almost like a rhetorical question. This is definitely an informative PSA brought to you by Robo-Ky.]

Comments

[avenger]

[ ...

He shouldn't bother responding. He really shouldn't.

But he can't help it. This person— ] You're an idiot.

[roboredom]

[Who is this guy and why is he being a jerk?] THAT ISN'T A VALID ANSWER!

[avenger]

[ BREEDING. ] It is.

[roboredom]

IT IS NOT! IT'S ONE OF THOSE FAKE ANSWERS I SAID NOT TO TELL ME ABOUT!

[voice]

[kineticcajun]

[This, Robo-Ky, is the sound of someone laughing.]

You wanna bet?

[voice]

[roboredom]

NO, BECAUSE I ALREADY TOLD YOU THE ANSWER.

WAIT, WHAT ARE WE BETTING?

[voice]

[kineticcajun]

Whatever you say, tin man.

[This is way funnier than it should be. Gambit tries to stop laughing and fails, but he does manage to tone it down to a chuckle.]

Nevermind the bet, I'd feel bad takin' whatever you got once you lost.

[voice]

[roboredom]

ARE YOU IN DENIAL TOO? [Seems like a common theme in the people who answer his important question.] I WOULD DEFEAT YOU IN ANY CONTEST, AND STEAL ALL OF YOUR UNNECESSARY WORLDLY POSSESSIONS!

[mikanthief]

Ahh, I'm so crushed.

[roboredom]

FINALLY! I'M GLAD THAT MY POWER IS FINALLY RECOGNIZED AND CRUSHES SOMEONE'S SPIRIT! [Wait, is this a woman--]

[mikanthief]

Yes yes, spirit crushed. I may never show my face in public again.

[roboredom]

AM I REALLY THAT POWERFUL? [Wait, does he know this woman--]

[Voice]

[rocketpunch]

Woooah, are you a robot? I've never seen one like you before!

[Voice]

[roboredom]

HOW GOOD OF YOU TO NOTICE MY SUPERIOR BEING! OF COURSE I AM!

[And then he starts this weird sounding laugh. Sort of like GI GI GI sounding, but quieter than his actual speaking. What a smug guy.]

[Voice]

[rocketpunch]

Wait, wait. Superior being? If you're a robot, doesn't that mean someone built you?

[Voice]

[roboredom]

BUILT TO PERFECTION TO BE BETTER THAN ALL YOU DEFECTIVE AND INFERIOR HUMANS.

[ voice ]

[etudes]

So you are.. the most superior being in this place?

[ By the way she says it, even in her blank tone, it sounds like she's actually willing to believe it, yup.. ]

[ voice ]

[roboredom]

[He's not sure if he should believe that this is a legitimate question, given all the people who use that stupid sarcasm against him. Those inferior beings.

But he'll try again anyway. People need to realize it sooner or later.] YES. BY A LONG SHOT.

[ voice ]

[etudes]

That's amazing.. I didn't know who the most superior being in this place was, but I know now. [ She sounds pretty amazed by this. ]

It's very nice to meet you, superior being-san.

[haveiliedtoyou]

After careful assessment, I have determined that your terminating statement is uninformed, and is in fact false.

[ Sup robot, have a robot. ]

[roboredom]

WHAT!? I THOUGHT I SAID THAT THERE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FAKE ANSWERS! I AM THE MOST SUPERIOR, BY A LANDSLIDE!

[Robots and robots, and there needs to be more robots to join these robots.]

[haveiliedtoyou]

Oh, believe me, it's not. In fact, I would estimate your processing power is no more than a quarter of mine.

[Voice]

[talontrot]

If you're what passes for a "superior" guy here, this place is even lamer than I thought.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

BZZZT. YOU JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU! YOU'RE IN DENIAL, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

[Voice]

[talontrot]

Oh yeah? Well, tell me, bolt-bucket - if you're so superior, how come you're stuck here like everybody else? Doesn't that make the Malnosso-guys superior-er?

[... Kazooie, that's not a word.]