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Log 009 ◄► Voice

[Surely, Luceti, you were not prepared for the loud, robotic voice blaring over the journals with no warning. Nor the fact that in the video feed, he is reflecting a bright light off of his face.

He might be doing the reflection portion on purpose.] I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU DEFECTIVE BEINGS. THINK LONG AND HARD, AND GIVE ME AN HONEST ANSWER. BECAUSE I'LL BECOME THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF PISSED OFF IF I GET A FAKE ANSWER. REALLY ANGRY.

WHICH OF YOU THINK YOU ARE SUPERIOR THAN ME? [Pause.] BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT.

[It's almost like a rhetorical question. This is definitely an informative PSA brought to you by Robo-Ky.]

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That's amazing.. I didn't know who the most superior being in this place was, but I know now. [ She sounds pretty amazed by this. ]

It's very nice to meet you, superior being-san.

[His robotic ego is being fed by this. He is feeling pretty good about all this. Awww yeah.]

IF YOU'RE GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY SUPERIORITY, YOU MUST LEARN MY NAME FIRST. I AM ROBO-KY. BZZZT.

Nice to meet you, Robo-Ky-kun. [ she sounds like a robot either way with the way she almost mechanically repeats her introduction over and over again.. ] My name is Kotomi Ichinose. You spell Kotomi with three wonderful hiragana. I'm a senior from class A, and my hobby is reading. When referring to me, please call me 'Kotomi-chan'.

[This is confusing. But this is one of the very few people to actually acknowledge his power and superiority, so maybe he can just play along for now. Plus, she's a woman.]

... OKAY. WHAT'S CLASS A?

Class A is the class I'm in back home. As opposed to class B, or class C, or any of the other classes.. [ she's good at being captain obvious. ]

[Class A opposed to Class B or Class C...] IS IT TO SHOW WHICH CLASSES ARE SUPERIOR TO THE OTHERS?

[Class A must be the best, since they're A. Robo-Ky's file on schools may be a little defective, okay.]

[ Well, Kotomi is the genius of the school, but.. ]

No, they're just seperated that way since they have much too many students to put all of them in one class together.

INEFFICIENT! YOU HUMANS ARE SO INEFFICIENT! [Just put them all in one class and teach them at the same pace, and everything gets done faster. Duh.

This is why Robo-Ky told everyone he was superior at the same time, instead of individually.]

What is so inefficient about that, Robo-Ky-kun?

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? SEPARATION ONLY WEAKENS A GROUP AS A WHOLE!

[Coming from a robot who insists he works alone without supervision. He just really likes to take shots at humans.]

That's not true. In this case, seperation is pretty useful, since teachers would not be able to control classes with many more teenagers. Furthermore, in this kind of scenario there is plenty of attention for every individual, so they have a chance to ask questions if needed without interrupting the class itself for too long.

[ She's saying it in a blank, near-monotonous voice, as if she's reading it from a book. ]

[It sounded like she was reading a report or reciting it from a text file. ... Or reading it from a book.

Is she a robot.] EXACTLY, THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE A WASTE OF TIME.

[ the closest thing he'll find to a fellow robot, really.. ]

Why does it sound like a waste of time? It's been scientifically proven this is the most efficient way of education in which the students absorb the most information.

[................... Scientifically proven.

Well, it was science that led to his creation to totally replace the man he was modeled after, since he was the superior version of the two. Oh, and those other versions of himself too.] ... IT MAY BE PROVEN, BUT IT STILL SOUNDS LIKE A WASTE OF TIME TO ME. [Now he's just being stubborn.]

[ It's a good thing Kotomi doesn't really argue or think like normal people do either.. ]

Why does it sound like a waste of time to you?

I DON'T KNOW. [That scientifically prove thing threw him for a twist. Even though he could say that the scientists from her world might be defective.] I'M ENTITLED TO MY OPINION, RIGHT!?

Of course. After all, the right to freedom of expression is recognized as a human right under Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and recognized in international human rights law in the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights (ICCPR). Article 19 of the ICCPR states that "everyone shall have the right to hold opinions without interference" and "everyone shall have the right to freedom of expression; this right shall include freedom to seek, receive and impart information and ideas of all kinds, regardless of frontiers, either orally, in writing or in print, in the form of art, or through any other media of his choice". Article 19 goes on to say that the exercise of these rights carries "special duties and responsibilities" and may "therefore be subject to certain restrictions" when necessary "for respect of the rights or reputation of others" or "for the protection of national security or of public order (order public), or of public health or morals".

[ ... yup. ]

[Dot dot dot.]

ARE YOU HUMAN?

[ Dot dot dot right back at him. ]

Of course I'm human. Why are you asking..?

THEN YOU CHEATED! YOU READ THAT OUT OF A BOOK!

[That was way too well-recited for a human that he just met and knows nothing about!]

Yes, I read that in a book. Let's see.. ... I think it was about a year ago, maybe..

HOW DID YOU REMEMBER IT!? [HUMAAAAAAAANS.]

[ It's okay, Kotomi is a very special unique genius case.. ]

I just do. Are you saying you don't remember everything you read in books..?

OF COURSE I DO! BUT I WAS DESIGNED WITH THAT IN MIND!

HUMANS AREN'T ABLE TO DO THAT, KOTOMI-CHAN! [That was by far one of the weirdest sentences ever uttered by Robo-Ky.]

But I do can do it, and I think I'm human.. Then.. what does that make me..? [ she actually does sound a little confused - she's gullible enough to believe his every word as long as she hasn't read the contrary somewhere. ]

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