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Log 009 ◄► Voice

[Surely, Luceti, you were not prepared for the loud, robotic voice blaring over the journals with no warning. Nor the fact that in the video feed, he is reflecting a bright light off of his face.

He might be doing the reflection portion on purpose.] I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU DEFECTIVE BEINGS. THINK LONG AND HARD, AND GIVE ME AN HONEST ANSWER. BECAUSE I'LL BECOME THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF PISSED OFF IF I GET A FAKE ANSWER. REALLY ANGRY.

WHICH OF YOU THINK YOU ARE SUPERIOR THAN ME? [Pause.] BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT.

[It's almost like a rhetorical question. This is definitely an informative PSA brought to you by Robo-Ky.]

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OF COURSE I DO! BUT I WAS DESIGNED WITH THAT IN MIND!

HUMANS AREN'T ABLE TO DO THAT, KOTOMI-CHAN! [That was by far one of the weirdest sentences ever uttered by Robo-Ky.]

But I do can do it, and I think I'm human.. Then.. what does that make me..? [ she actually does sound a little confused - she's gullible enough to believe his every word as long as she hasn't read the contrary somewhere. ]

[Let him think about this.

What could she be?

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...] I HAVE NO IDEA. WOULDN'T YOU KNOW? [That's totally why she thinks she's human.]

I think I'm human, but if you don't think I'm human..

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I think then we might have a problem.

[A problem? Robo-Ky hates problems. Unless he caused it. Did he cause this one?]

AND HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIX THIS PROBLEM?

We must find someone who can tell whether people are human or not and ask them.. I think.

THEN WE NEED A SPECIALIST! [...] DO YOU KNOW ONE?

Sorry, I don't know. Maybe there's a phone book somewhere we can look one up here.. the Luceti phone book.

[A phone book? Are there even phones? Robo-Ky could swear that he heard of a few people with phones, but he doesn't think there's a directory for them.]

WOULDN'T THAT JUST BE USING THE JOURNALS?

Ah, you're right.. I guess that if there aren't phones, you have to use the journals.

THEN WE NEED A JOURNAL BOOK! [It's not even occurring to Robo-Ky how awkward that sentence really is.]

[ It's okay, they're on the same no-idea-of-awkwardness wavelength, apparently. ]

Is there a thing like a journal book here in Luceti?

[Then this will be a wondrous conversation that others will look at and scratch their heads at.]

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD KNOW.

[ It's for the best that nobody else just looks at this conversation.. ]

I don't know. Every place has a phone book though, so I'm sure there must be a journal book here somewhere..

[Probably, yes. It would cause heads to explode.]

THERE MIGHT BE ONE IN THE PLAZA SOMEWHERE! OR MAYBE THE WELCOME CENTER? THE BATTLE DOME?

[ Why did these two ever meet, it's the end for all of Luceti. ]

Maybe we should go look around for it together.. I'm sure we'll find it.

[Robo-Ky would love to play half of the end of all Luceti. Even if this is brainbreaking.]

THEN WE WILL HAVE TO DO THIS SO I CAN PROVE THAT YOU'RE NOT HUMAN!

[ Kotomi is just oblivious to being half of the end of all of Luceti.. ]

.. Then.. I'm trying to prove that I'm human, and you're trying to prove that I'm not? It almost sounds like a game..

[Don't worry, Robo-Ky is more oblivious to that fact.]

... A GAME? [That sounds exciting.] A GAME! THEN I'LL MAKE THIS A GAME I WILL BEST YOU IN! BZZZT!

... Bzzt..

We're playing bees in this game?

WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT?

You're making a sound like a bee. Bzzt, bzzt.

NO I'M NOT. BZZZT.

See, there it goes again.. 'bzzt', just like a little bee.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND! I AM NOTHING LIKE A BEE!

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