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Log 009 ◄► Voice

[Surely, Luceti, you were not prepared for the loud, robotic voice blaring over the journals with no warning. Nor the fact that in the video feed, he is reflecting a bright light off of his face.

He might be doing the reflection portion on purpose.] I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU DEFECTIVE BEINGS. THINK LONG AND HARD, AND GIVE ME AN HONEST ANSWER. BECAUSE I'LL BECOME THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF PISSED OFF IF I GET A FAKE ANSWER. REALLY ANGRY.

WHICH OF YOU THINK YOU ARE SUPERIOR THAN ME? [Pause.] BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT.

[It's almost like a rhetorical question. This is definitely an informative PSA brought to you by Robo-Ky.]

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[ It's okay, they're on the same no-idea-of-awkwardness wavelength, apparently. ]

Is there a thing like a journal book here in Luceti?

[Then this will be a wondrous conversation that others will look at and scratch their heads at.]

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD KNOW.

[ It's for the best that nobody else just looks at this conversation.. ]

I don't know. Every place has a phone book though, so I'm sure there must be a journal book here somewhere..

[Probably, yes. It would cause heads to explode.]

THERE MIGHT BE ONE IN THE PLAZA SOMEWHERE! OR MAYBE THE WELCOME CENTER? THE BATTLE DOME?

[ Why did these two ever meet, it's the end for all of Luceti. ]

Maybe we should go look around for it together.. I'm sure we'll find it.

[Robo-Ky would love to play half of the end of all Luceti. Even if this is brainbreaking.]

THEN WE WILL HAVE TO DO THIS SO I CAN PROVE THAT YOU'RE NOT HUMAN!

[ Kotomi is just oblivious to being half of the end of all of Luceti.. ]

.. Then.. I'm trying to prove that I'm human, and you're trying to prove that I'm not? It almost sounds like a game..

[Don't worry, Robo-Ky is more oblivious to that fact.]

... A GAME? [That sounds exciting.] A GAME! THEN I'LL MAKE THIS A GAME I WILL BEST YOU IN! BZZZT!

... Bzzt..

We're playing bees in this game?

WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT?

You're making a sound like a bee. Bzzt, bzzt.

NO I'M NOT. BZZZT.

See, there it goes again.. 'bzzt', just like a little bee.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND! I AM NOTHING LIKE A BEE!

But bees make that kind of noise too. It's called buzzing, and they do it for two reasons. [ OH NO HERE SHE GOES AGAIN educational tv time. ]

First, the rapid wingbeats of many species create wind vibrations that people hear as buzzes. The larger the bee, the slower the wingbeat and the lower the pitch of the resulting buzz. This is a phenomenon of the wingbeats and not specifically of bees--some flies, beetles, and wasps also have buzzy flight caused by their wingbeats.

In addition some bees, most commonly bumblebees, are capable of vibrating their wing muscles and thorax while visiting flowers. These vibrations shake the pollen off the flower's anthers and onto the bee's body. Some of that pollen then gets deposited on the next flower the bee visits, resulting in pollination. The bee gr)ooms the remainder of the pollen onto special pollen-carrying structures and takes it back to the nest to feed to the larvae.

[He absorbed all of that information and then quickly filed it under "useless".]

BUT I AM NO BEE! ARE YOU TRYING TO PSYCHE ME OUT FOR THIS GAME!?

No, I was just asking if you are a bee.. [ these two are still horrible. ]

MIND GAMES! THAT'S CHEATING, KOTOMI-CHAN! I WON'T FALL FOR IT! [Absolutely.]

Mind games? ... Ah, do you maybe want to play chess? I've been wanting to try that for a while now..

[A chance to prove that he is smarter than a human in chess? He would gladly accept.

Wait, she's not a human. Robo-Ky needs to prove that first.] AFTER I WIN THIS FIRST GAME! I MUST PROVE TO YOU THAT YOU ARE NO HUMAN!

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