Log 009 ◄► Voice

[roboredom]

[Surely, Luceti, you were not prepared for the loud, robotic voice blaring over the journals with no warning. Nor the fact that in the video feed, he is reflecting a bright light off of his face.

He might be doing the reflection portion on purpose.] I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU DEFECTIVE BEINGS. THINK LONG AND HARD, AND GIVE ME AN HONEST ANSWER. BECAUSE I'LL BECOME THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF PISSED OFF IF I GET A FAKE ANSWER. REALLY ANGRY.

WHICH OF YOU THINK YOU ARE SUPERIOR THAN ME? [Pause.] BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT.

[It's almost like a rhetorical question. This is definitely an informative PSA brought to you by Robo-Ky.]

Comments

[avenger]

[ ...

He shouldn't bother responding. He really shouldn't.

But he can't help it. This person— ] You're an idiot.

[voice]

[kineticcajun]

[This, Robo-Ky, is the sound of someone laughing.]

You wanna bet?

[mikanthief]

Ahh, I'm so crushed.

[Voice]

[rocketpunch]

Woooah, are you a robot? I've never seen one like you before!

[ voice ]

[etudes]

So you are.. the most superior being in this place?

[ By the way she says it, even in her blank tone, it sounds like she's actually willing to believe it, yup.. ]

[haveiliedtoyou]

After careful assessment, I have determined that your terminating statement is uninformed, and is in fact false.

[ Sup robot, have a robot. ]

[Voice]

[talontrot]

If you're what passes for a "superior" guy here, this place is even lamer than I thought.