roboredom: (I AM SHINY AND NEW.)
Robo-Ky ([personal profile] roboredom) wrote2012-02-11 05:52 pm
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Log 009 ◄► Voice

[Surely, Luceti, you were not prepared for the loud, robotic voice blaring over the journals with no warning. Nor the fact that in the video feed, he is reflecting a bright light off of his face.

He might be doing the reflection portion on purpose.] I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU DEFECTIVE BEINGS. THINK LONG AND HARD, AND GIVE ME AN HONEST ANSWER. BECAUSE I'LL BECOME THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF PISSED OFF IF I GET A FAKE ANSWER. REALLY ANGRY.

WHICH OF YOU THINK YOU ARE SUPERIOR THAN ME? [Pause.] BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT.

[It's almost like a rhetorical question. This is definitely an informative PSA brought to you by Robo-Ky.]
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kineticcajun: (You're kinda funny)

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[personal profile] kineticcajun 2012-02-12 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Ahaha okay it might take him a minute to maintain a straight face again.]

Non. Not denial. It jus' wouldn't be a fair fight. Not for you, at least.
roboredom: (THAT IS ONE NICE ASS.)

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[personal profile] roboredom 2012-02-12 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
OF COURSE IT WOULDN'T! I WOULD HAVE TO DISABLE HALF OF MY ARMAMENT JUST FOR IT TO BE FAIR! [He may have missed the point.]
kineticcajun: (That de best you've got?)

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[personal profile] kineticcajun 2012-02-12 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
If you gotta use half your weapons jus' to match bare hands, then you might be right.
roboredom: (I AM THE SUPREME MASTER.)

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[personal profile] roboredom 2012-02-12 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
SEE? I'M TOO POWERFUL FOR YOU. [D...e...r...p...]
kineticcajun: (You're kinda funny)

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[personal profile] kineticcajun 2012-02-12 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Nope. Can't keep himself from laughing anymore.] Keep on dreamin', tin man.
roboredom: (I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME.)

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[personal profile] roboredom 2012-02-12 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[That's it. He can't take this anymore. There's one part of this conversation that is just rubbing Robo-Ky the wrong way, and he needs to fix it.]

I AM NOT MADE OF TIN!
kineticcajun: (Wanna take dis out back?)

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[personal profile] kineticcajun 2012-02-12 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
My mistake. Aluminum foil?
roboredom: (BZZZZT.)

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[personal profile] roboredom 2012-02-12 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU, DON'T YOU?
kineticcajun: (Hey dere chere.)

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[personal profile] kineticcajun 2012-02-12 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
You can try. I don't t'ink you'll get too far.
roboredom: (YOU CRAFTY LITTLE...)

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[personal profile] roboredom 2012-02-12 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
WE JUST ESTABLISHED HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU.
kineticcajun: (Looks like he's listening. Isn't.)

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[personal profile] kineticcajun 2012-02-12 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Did we? I musta missed that part. All I heard was you missin' the point that I can beat you jus' usin' my pinkie finger.

[It would probably be messy as hell, but he could do it.]
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roboredom: (BZZZZT.)

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[personal profile] roboredom 2012-02-12 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
THAT'S A LIE! YOUR PINKY WOULD BREAK!
kineticcajun: (Yep. Gonna punch Lance inna face.)

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[personal profile] kineticcajun 2012-02-12 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
An' you'd go boom. Still ain't seein' how you're better, tincan.
roboredom: (I MIGHT BE CONFUSED.)

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[personal profile] roboredom 2012-02-12 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
THAT'S NOT HOW PINKIES WORK. [...] DEFECTIVE-CAN.
kineticcajun: (Why Captain Planet hates Gambit)

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[personal profile] kineticcajun 2012-02-12 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a snort as Gambit fights back another laugh.]

Non. Most people's pinkies don't work that way.
roboredom: (YOU ARE INFERIOR.)

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[personal profile] roboredom 2012-02-12 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
... DO YOU HAVE A CANNON BUILT INTO YOUR PINKY? [Wouldn't that be too small?]
kineticcajun: (Hey dere chere.)

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[personal profile] kineticcajun 2012-02-12 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Can't jus' go tellin' you how it works, non? Ruins half the fun.

[Cannons could be taken out by his pinky, Robro.]
roboredom: (HEY BABY.)

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[personal profile] roboredom 2012-02-12 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
YES. YOU CAN. HALF THE FUN IS EXPLAINING HOW FINGER CANNONS WORK!

[He could have five of those in one hand. The possibilities... oh boy, so cool.]
kineticcajun: (Wanna take dis out back?)

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[personal profile] kineticcajun 2012-02-12 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Ain't no cannons. I can tell you that much.
kineticcajun: (Saaay now.)

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[personal profile] kineticcajun 2012-02-12 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
All humans ain't made the same, y'know.
roboredom: (THIS CHARACTER PORTRAIT IS TIGHT.)

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[personal profile] roboredom 2012-02-12 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BLOW THINGS UP WITH YOUR PINKY! [Y'know, considering the world he's from, he really should believe things like this.]
kineticcajun: (You're kinda funny)

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[personal profile] kineticcajun 2012-02-12 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Sure it does. I knew a guy who could turn himself into steel an' crush stuff wit' jus' his pinky. We all got our talents.
roboredom: (I MIGHT BE CONFUSED.)

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[personal profile] roboredom 2012-02-12 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
WAS HE A ROBOT TOO?

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