Log 009 ◄► Voice

[roboredom]

[Surely, Luceti, you were not prepared for the loud, robotic voice blaring over the journals with no warning. Nor the fact that in the video feed, he is reflecting a bright light off of his face.

He might be doing the reflection portion on purpose.] I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU DEFECTIVE BEINGS. THINK LONG AND HARD, AND GIVE ME AN HONEST ANSWER. BECAUSE I'LL BECOME THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF PISSED OFF IF I GET A FAKE ANSWER. REALLY ANGRY.

WHICH OF YOU THINK YOU ARE SUPERIOR THAN ME? [Pause.] BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT.

[It's almost like a rhetorical question. This is definitely an informative PSA brought to you by Robo-Ky.]

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[voice]

[kineticcajun]

An' you'd go boom. Still ain't seein' how you're better, tincan.

[voice]

[roboredom]

THAT'S NOT HOW PINKIES WORK. [...] DEFECTIVE-CAN.

[voice]

[kineticcajun]

[There's a snort as Gambit fights back another laugh.]

Non. Most people's pinkies don't work that way.

[voice]

[roboredom]

... DO YOU HAVE A CANNON BUILT INTO YOUR PINKY? [Wouldn't that be too small?]

[voice]

[kineticcajun]

Can't jus' go tellin' you how it works, non? Ruins half the fun.

[Cannons could be taken out by his pinky, Robro.]

[voice]

[roboredom]

YES. YOU CAN. HALF THE FUN IS EXPLAINING HOW FINGER CANNONS WORK!

[He could have five of those in one hand. The possibilities... oh boy, so cool.]

[voice]

[kineticcajun]

Ain't no cannons. I can tell you that much.

[voice]

[roboredom]

I DON'T FOLLOW.

[voice]

[kineticcajun]

All humans ain't made the same, y'know.

[voice]

[roboredom]

THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BLOW THINGS UP WITH YOUR PINKY! [Y'know, considering the world he's from, he really should believe things like this.]

[voice]

[kineticcajun]

Sure it does. I knew a guy who could turn himself into steel an' crush stuff wit' jus' his pinky. We all got our talents.

[voice]

[roboredom]

WAS HE A ROBOT TOO?

[voice]

[kineticcajun]

Non. Human.

[voice]

[roboredom]

PROOF! I WANT PROOF, LIAR!

[voice]

[kineticcajun]

[Now for that, he'll roll his eyes.]

Can't, he ain't here. But if you spot a guy wit' blue fur, a girl wit' striped hair, or a fool wit' red sunglasses, jus' ask 'em about Colossus an' they'll tell you I ain't makin' him up.

[voice]

[roboredom]

--BLUE FUR? YOU'VE MADE FRIENDS WITH ANIMALS? [Proof you are weak and defective. He is winning!]

[voice]

[kineticcajun]

Non. Human again.

[Dude, it's bad enough people call Kurt a demon. At least those are humanoid. He's actually a little offended on Kurt's behalf.]

[voice]

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky can't help but be offensive. It's all he does. In fact, it's his specialty.]

WHERE EVER YOU COME FROM, YOU NEED TO GET RID OF ALL THESE DEFECTS. AT LEAST THE HUMANS IN MY WORLD AREN'T THIS BAD. [Speaking of offensive.]

[voice]

[kineticcajun]

[Yeah that actually touched a nerve. Especially since people were trying that back home.]

Ain't you jus' the master of wisdom.

[voice]

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky is taking that as a compliment.] NOW YOU REALIZE THIS!