Log 009 ◄► Voice

[roboredom]

[Surely, Luceti, you were not prepared for the loud, robotic voice blaring over the journals with no warning. Nor the fact that in the video feed, he is reflecting a bright light off of his face.

He might be doing the reflection portion on purpose.] I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU DEFECTIVE BEINGS. THINK LONG AND HARD, AND GIVE ME AN HONEST ANSWER. BECAUSE I'LL BECOME THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF PISSED OFF IF I GET A FAKE ANSWER. REALLY ANGRY.

WHICH OF YOU THINK YOU ARE SUPERIOR THAN ME? [Pause.] BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT.

[It's almost like a rhetorical question. This is definitely an informative PSA brought to you by Robo-Ky.]

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[avenger]

[ ...

He shouldn't bother responding. He really shouldn't.

But he can't help it. This person— ] You're an idiot.

[roboredom]

[Who is this guy and why is he being a jerk?] THAT ISN'T A VALID ANSWER!

[avenger]

[ BREEDING. ] It is.

[roboredom]

IT IS NOT! IT'S ONE OF THOSE FAKE ANSWERS I SAID NOT TO TELL ME ABOUT!

[avenger]

It's my answer, that means it isn't fake.

[roboredom]

THEN IT'S THE WRONG ANSWER. IS THAT BETTER?

[avenger]

No.

[roboredom]

DENIAL! YOU'RE IN DENIAL! BZZZT!

[voice]

[kineticcajun]

[This, Robo-Ky, is the sound of someone laughing.]

You wanna bet?

[avenger]

... I'm in denial? [ Wait. Why is he arguing. This is stupid. This person is stupid. ]

Fine. You want an answer to your question? Here it is:

Yeah, I'm better than you.

[roboredom]

[He'll listen to your real answer, Sasuke. And he'll consider what it means to him and his question.

After this consideration:] DENIAL.

[voice]

[roboredom]

NO, BECAUSE I ALREADY TOLD YOU THE ANSWER.

WAIT, WHAT ARE WE BETTING?

[avenger]

[ Yep. An idiot, all right. THE UCHIHA ARE LIKE TTLY SUPERIOR. He'd be mad, but, well. It's kind of difficult to take this thing seriously. ] Not really.

[roboredom]

[He's not an idiot. He's just special.] DO YOU WISH FOR ME TO PROVE MY SUPERIORITY TO YOU?

[avenger]

[ Sasuke thinks everyone is an idiot. Maybe Robo-Ky can be an idiot and special though. Best of both worlds?! ] Go ahead.

[voice]

[kineticcajun]

Whatever you say, tin man.

[This is way funnier than it should be. Gambit tries to stop laughing and fails, but he does manage to tone it down to a chuckle.]

Nevermind the bet, I'd feel bad takin' whatever you got once you lost.

[roboredom]

[No, he must only be special! And he must be more special than anyone else!]

SIMPLE. I AM NOT A DEFECTIVE HUMAN LIKE YOURSELF. [...] NOW ARE YOU CONVERTED TO THE BETTER ANSWER?

[avenger]

[ Oh, he is more special than anyone else. Special in the head.

wait

That's it? ]

No.

[voice]

[roboredom]

ARE YOU IN DENIAL TOO? [Seems like a common theme in the people who answer his important question.] I WOULD DEFEAT YOU IN ANY CONTEST, AND STEAL ALL OF YOUR UNNECESSARY WORLDLY POSSESSIONS!

[roboredom]

[...] ... WHY?

[avenger]

What part of that was supposed to be convincing?

[voice]

[kineticcajun]

[Ahaha okay it might take him a minute to maintain a straight face again.]

Non. Not denial. It jus' wouldn't be a fair fight. Not for you, at least.

[roboredom]

ALL OF IT.

[voice]

[roboredom]

OF COURSE IT WOULDN'T! I WOULD HAVE TO DISABLE HALF OF MY ARMAMENT JUST FOR IT TO BE FAIR! [He may have missed the point.]

[avenger]

Then start trying harder.