Log 009 ◄► Voice

[roboredom]

[Surely, Luceti, you were not prepared for the loud, robotic voice blaring over the journals with no warning. Nor the fact that in the video feed, he is reflecting a bright light off of his face.

He might be doing the reflection portion on purpose.] I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU DEFECTIVE BEINGS. THINK LONG AND HARD, AND GIVE ME AN HONEST ANSWER. BECAUSE I'LL BECOME THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF PISSED OFF IF I GET A FAKE ANSWER. REALLY ANGRY.

WHICH OF YOU THINK YOU ARE SUPERIOR THAN ME? [Pause.] BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT.

[It's almost like a rhetorical question. This is definitely an informative PSA brought to you by Robo-Ky.]

Comments

[Voice]

[talontrot]

Just proves that you don't know a thing about her, then. Anybody who's played my games would know that, ya bozo!

[Never mind that it randomizes every game and all.]

[Voice]

[roboredom]

WHY WOULD I WANT TO PLAY A GAME WITH YOU? AND WHAT IS A BOZO SUPPOSED TO BE!?

[Voice]

[talontrot]

A bozo is somebody who's really dumb and doesn't know anything! Like you!

I mean, sheesh. I'm a big hero and really important! Everybody should know this!

[Voice]

[roboredom]

YOU SURE ARE FULL OF YOURSELF. [Says Robo-Ky.]

[Voice]

[talontrot]

Yeah? Well, look who's talking! At least I got a reason to be.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

WHAT!? I AM NOT FULL OF MYSELF! I JUST KNOW MY GREATNESS!

[Voice]

[talontrot]

[She could beg to differ, and in fact will.]

Like I said - you haven't proved that you're great at anything other than talking a whole bunch!

[Voice]

[roboredom]

THEN I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE! [Was there even a challenge to accept?] TELL ME WHERE TO PROVE MYSELF, AND I WILL!

[Voice]

[talontrot]

[There totally is now! Kazooie is just going to make it up.]

We should have some kinda epic battle in the Battle Dome or something. Bird versus... 'bot! Or whatever the heck you are.

Never liked robots anyway...

[... She'll totally get her tail feathers handed to her, yep.]

[Voice]

[roboredom]

[Oh, it's on now, Kazooie! Robo-Ky doesn't back down from a real challenge! Even if it'll probably end in his head getting knocked off in the stupidest manner possible.

Happens a lot.] FINE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

I NEVER LIKED BIRDS!

[Voice]

[talontrot]

[Immovable object of stubbornness, meet irresistable force... of stupid.]

Then we're on, motor-mouth!

[Voice]

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky is glad to hear those words! Except for motor-mouth. It's not powered by a motor!!!!]

VERY WELL! GIVE ME YOUR SCHEDULE SO WE MAY DO THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

[Voice] | clearly this has to be the subject of Kazooie's next post

[talontrot]

[It doesn't matter what his mouth is powered by - Kazooie just wants to shut it. Preferably with a Grenade Egg.]

Schedule? Pah! Who needs one of those? I do whatever I want, whenever I want!

I just need to figure out when the best time to kick your sorry tin can into the dirt is!

[Voice] | that would be beautiful

[roboredom]

[Oh no you didn't, Kazooie. Stepping up on his schedule like it doesn't matter.]

I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THAN STOMP ON BIRDS ALL DAY, YOU KNOW! JUST PICK A TIME!

[Voice] | Though then we'd have to figure they just didn't bother for like a month

[talontrot]

(OOC: ... Unless you wanna do a backdated post or something?)

[What time would be most annoying for a robot...]

Well, how should I know? I'm not the one with a dumb schedule...

[Voice] | Robo-Ky probably would forget

[roboredom]

[ooc: But I'm absolutely cool with backdating if you want! o/]

NEITHER AM I! MY SCHEDULE IS THE OPPOSITE OF DUMB!

[Voice] | So would Kazooie [and her mun if this is any indication]

[talontrot]

(OOC: If you'd want to backdate something, when would be a good time?)

Yeah right! [Sure doesn't seem that way to her.]

Anyway, you probably gotta do something stupid like get an oil change first. So... you pick it!

[Voice]

[roboredom]

[ooc: Any time is cool with me. Robo-Ky hasn't done anything that would contradict backdating this kind of thing at all.]

ARE YOU SUGGESTING I RELY ON OIL!? THAT DINOSAUR FUEL IS AS DEFECTIVE AS YOU ARE! I DEMAND YOU PICK A TIME! [If only because he's tempted to say right now. He's getting kinda mad.]

[Voice]

[talontrot]

Fine, fine! Hold your mechanical horses, ya bozo!

[Kazooie's good for doing this right now too. Preparation? Who needs it?]

Whaddya say... right now?

(OOC: ... Assuming that doesn't clash with anything? Should be fine on my end; cartoon, they're probably gonna fight in the Dome anyway, and she's a cartoon...)

[Voice]

[roboredom]

RIGHT NOW? FINE! IF YOU WANT TO BE BEATEN THAT BADLY, LET'S DO IT!

[Robo-Ky may have been pounding his fist on his desk the entire time he said that. He's kind of excited now.]

[ooc: Everything sounds good for me! Who should toss it up?]

[Voice] | Just prefacing this with a huge apology. Because *wow* I suck.

[talontrot]

(OOC: I have... no idea if this is even a thing that should be done now. But leaving this hanging feels weird so I'm not sure...)

Me? Beaten? I'll show you beaten!

[It's been awhile since she's got to kick serious robot butt, anyway...]