Log 009 ◄► Voice

[roboredom]

[Surely, Luceti, you were not prepared for the loud, robotic voice blaring over the journals with no warning. Nor the fact that in the video feed, he is reflecting a bright light off of his face.

He might be doing the reflection portion on purpose.] I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU DEFECTIVE BEINGS. THINK LONG AND HARD, AND GIVE ME AN HONEST ANSWER. BECAUSE I'LL BECOME THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF PISSED OFF IF I GET A FAKE ANSWER. REALLY ANGRY.

WHICH OF YOU THINK YOU ARE SUPERIOR THAN ME? [Pause.] BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT.

[It's almost like a rhetorical question. This is definitely an informative PSA brought to you by Robo-Ky.]

Comments

[Voice]

[talontrot]

If you're too clumsy to get through your dumb speech without breaking something, then there's no way you're gonna destroy anything. 'Cept maybe your house!

[Kazooie rolls her eyes - it looks even more exaggerated when they take up half her face.]

Besides, I bet you've never been a hero before! Heroes are always the best.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

ISN'T HERO A RELATIVE TERM? ANYWAY, I'M A HERO TO THE POST-WAR ADMINISTRATION BUREAU! [No, he's just a tool.]

[Voice]

[talontrot]

Who the heck are those guys? [Kazooie figures they're just as stupid if they consider this robot a hero.]

[Voice]

[roboredom]

ARE YOU AN IDIOT? THEY'RE EXACTLY WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE. [Geez, everyone should know. Geeeeez.]

[Voice]

[talontrot]

Well, what they sound like is dumb. [And Kazooie is biased. Both against people who are as arrogant as her - surely only one of them can be the best? - and against robots. Especially jerky robots.]

[Voice]

[roboredom]

[If Robo-Ky knew this, he would be even more of a jerk. But he'll just have to settle with only being a huge jerk instead of a gigantic one.]

WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE!

[Voice]

[talontrot]

That's 'cause I don't come from where you come from, bozo! How'm I supposed to know about your stupid world?!

I bet you don't know who Grunty is, so there.

[Totally crossing her wings, not that Robo-Ky can see.]

[Voice]

[roboredom]

OF COURSE I KNOW WHO GRUNTY IS! THIS JUST SHOWS YOUR IGNORANCE!

[He has no idea what the hell a Grunty is.]

[Voice]

[talontrot]

Sure, lame-brain.

Then you tell me what her favourite smell is!

[Hint: it's not gonna be anything nice.]

[Voice]

[roboredom]

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!? WHY WOULD I KNOW THAT!?

[Voice]

[talontrot]

Just proves that you don't know a thing about her, then. Anybody who's played my games would know that, ya bozo!

[Never mind that it randomizes every game and all.]

[Voice]

[roboredom]

WHY WOULD I WANT TO PLAY A GAME WITH YOU? AND WHAT IS A BOZO SUPPOSED TO BE!?

[Voice]

[talontrot]

A bozo is somebody who's really dumb and doesn't know anything! Like you!

I mean, sheesh. I'm a big hero and really important! Everybody should know this!

[Voice]

[roboredom]

YOU SURE ARE FULL OF YOURSELF. [Says Robo-Ky.]

[Voice]

[talontrot]

Yeah? Well, look who's talking! At least I got a reason to be.

[Voice]

[roboredom]

WHAT!? I AM NOT FULL OF MYSELF! I JUST KNOW MY GREATNESS!

[Voice]

[talontrot]

[She could beg to differ, and in fact will.]

Like I said - you haven't proved that you're great at anything other than talking a whole bunch!

[Voice]

[roboredom]

THEN I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE! [Was there even a challenge to accept?] TELL ME WHERE TO PROVE MYSELF, AND I WILL!

[Voice]

[talontrot]

[There totally is now! Kazooie is just going to make it up.]

We should have some kinda epic battle in the Battle Dome or something. Bird versus... 'bot! Or whatever the heck you are.

Never liked robots anyway...

[... She'll totally get her tail feathers handed to her, yep.]

[Voice]

[roboredom]

[Oh, it's on now, Kazooie! Robo-Ky doesn't back down from a real challenge! Even if it'll probably end in his head getting knocked off in the stupidest manner possible.

Happens a lot.] FINE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

I NEVER LIKED BIRDS!

[Voice]

[talontrot]

[Immovable object of stubbornness, meet irresistable force... of stupid.]

Then we're on, motor-mouth!

[Voice]

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky is glad to hear those words! Except for motor-mouth. It's not powered by a motor!!!!]

VERY WELL! GIVE ME YOUR SCHEDULE SO WE MAY DO THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

[Voice] | clearly this has to be the subject of Kazooie's next post

[talontrot]

[It doesn't matter what his mouth is powered by - Kazooie just wants to shut it. Preferably with a Grenade Egg.]

Schedule? Pah! Who needs one of those? I do whatever I want, whenever I want!

I just need to figure out when the best time to kick your sorry tin can into the dirt is!

[Voice] | that would be beautiful

[roboredom]

[Oh no you didn't, Kazooie. Stepping up on his schedule like it doesn't matter.]

I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THAN STOMP ON BIRDS ALL DAY, YOU KNOW! JUST PICK A TIME!

[Voice] | Though then we'd have to figure they just didn't bother for like a month

[talontrot]

(OOC: ... Unless you wanna do a backdated post or something?)

[What time would be most annoying for a robot...]

Well, how should I know? I'm not the one with a dumb schedule...