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Robo-Ky ([personal profile] roboredom) wrote2012-02-11 05:52 pm
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Log 009 ◄► Voice

[Surely, Luceti, you were not prepared for the loud, robotic voice blaring over the journals with no warning. Nor the fact that in the video feed, he is reflecting a bright light off of his face.

He might be doing the reflection portion on purpose.] I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU DEFECTIVE BEINGS. THINK LONG AND HARD, AND GIVE ME AN HONEST ANSWER. BECAUSE I'LL BECOME THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF PISSED OFF IF I GET A FAKE ANSWER. REALLY ANGRY.

WHICH OF YOU THINK YOU ARE SUPERIOR THAN ME? [Pause.] BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT.

[It's almost like a rhetorical question. This is definitely an informative PSA brought to you by Robo-Ky.]
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haveiliedtoyou: (Just look at this mess.)

[personal profile] haveiliedtoyou 2012-04-10 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Remember that thing about you not wanting to prove you can't beat me, so you didn't even want to try? What we have here is a similar situation. Except in this case I'm not putting it off because I know I'll be wrong. I'm delaying it because you're not here for me to test.
roboredom: (YOU CRAFTY LITTLE...)

[personal profile] roboredom 2012-04-10 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT STUPID TEST ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SIGNING FAKE LISTS?
roboredom: (HEY BABY.)

[personal profile] roboredom 2012-04-11 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT'S A CRAPPY TEST.
haveiliedtoyou: (Oh. It's you again.)

[personal profile] haveiliedtoyou 2012-04-14 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
And yet considering your intelligence, I'm quite confident you'd be surprised at how many humans perform poorly. Or maybe you wouldn't, but I suspect your processing capacity is far too close to theirs for you to properly realize just how simple it is to overestimate human performance.
roboredom: (I MIGHT BE CONFUSED.)

[personal profile] roboredom 2012-04-14 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? OF COURSE HUMANS WOULD FAIL! THEY'RE ALL DEFECTIVE!
haveiliedtoyou: (Did you think that that would work?)

[personal profile] haveiliedtoyou 2012-04-14 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
A failure is when nothing can be learned from the experiment. Poor performance can still be analyzed and produce results.
roboredom: (YOU CRAFTY LITTLE...)

[personal profile] roboredom 2012-04-14 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
IF YOU'RE LEARNING FROM HUMANS, THEN YOU'RE ONLY LEARNING HOW TO FAIL!
haveiliedtoyou: (Oh. It's you again.)

[personal profile] haveiliedtoyou 2012-04-16 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
One key point to succeeding is learning from mistakes. And humans make quite a lot of mistakes. If you write them off, you'll wind up doing the same things that they did because you don't know any better, meaning you'll perform no better than a human would in the first place.

Which explains a lot about you, I suppose.
roboredom: (YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S DEFECTIVE!)

[personal profile] roboredom 2012-04-16 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
WHO SAID I WOULD MAKE THEIR MISTAKES IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

[Yeah, it definitely explains a lot about him.]
haveiliedtoyou: (Oh. It's you again.)

[personal profile] haveiliedtoyou 2012-04-26 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
We've only had a single conversation and you've already done several. I'd say that's evidence enough.
roboredom: (YOU CRAFTY LITTLE...)

[personal profile] roboredom 2012-04-29 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
DON'T LIE LIKE THAT!
haveiliedtoyou: (There's always time for more testing.)

[personal profile] haveiliedtoyou 2012-05-01 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Do you really think I'd lie to you? You're probably so gullible you're not even worth lying to.
roboredom: (THIS IS GETTING HOT!)

[personal profile] roboredom 2012-05-02 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'M NOT GULLIBLE IN THE LEAST! THAT'S WHY I'M TELLING YOU NOT TO LIE, BECAUSE I'M NOT GULLIBLE!
haveiliedtoyou: (Oh. It's you again.)

[personal profile] haveiliedtoyou 2012-05-08 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
You're also insecure, and a poor liar yourself.
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