Log 011 ◄► Action: Days 2-6

[roboredom]

[You might find yourself wandering around the village, affected by whatever terrible things may come out of the shift currently hitting everyone. Or you might just be walking around unaffected because you're lucky. No matter what you're doing, or where you are, there will be a way that Robo-Ky is finding his way to you. The very same robot who says rude things on the journals and never stops doing the robotic equivalent of screaming whenever he speaks. He's seeking you out, whether he knows you or not. It's necessary.

What will he do once he finds you, wherever you may be? In your living room? On the streets? In the bathroom?

Politely bow and say:] CAN I HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING? COFFEE? SLIPPERS? ASSASSINATION?

[He's totally serious, too. Hell, he's not even doing that loud voice thing he always does. And is his hair just a little bit less messy?]

[ooc: Robo-Ky's hit by a personality change, so he's going to be the good little robot who follows orders like he was meant to be. Any order. Ever.]

Comments

[weaponry]

No, no. Part of being in a fraternity or a sorority is the fact that you have to be honest with your fellow brothers and sisters but you have to be gently honest without hurting their feelings.

For example, like, my friend, Tanya, one time, like got involved in a wet t-shirt contest, like immediately after she just got her hair dyed from a home dye kit, and, like, we all said nothing, so, after she was hosed down and everything, the color, like, started washing off and bleeding into her white shirt, and, blam! She lost out on, like, a five-hundred dollar prize. Do you get what I'm saying, Robo-ky? [ There's a moral in this. Somewhere. ]

[roboredom]

WOULDN'T A WET T-SHIRT MAKE IT SEE-THROUGH?

[This is what he considered important. As nice and helpful as he is now, deep down he's still Robo-Ky.]

[weaponry]

Not if black dye washes all over it. [ She sighs. How could she get stuck with someone so ignorant towards fashion!!! ]

[roboredom]

BUT YOU COULD HAVE SEEN THINGS! HOW COULD SHE!?

[weaponry]

Like, I don't even know! Like, it was such a waste of time and she didn't even get any money because of it and her dye job, like, looked horrible. It was all around, like, a terrible time.

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky goes to grab Tenten's shoulders. He's obviously disturbed.]

HOW COULD SHE!?!?!?!?

[weaponry]

Hey! [ His hands make it to her shoulders but they don't stay there long. She shoves them off her body. ] Get your hands off of me! We, like, tried to warn her. But her failures aren't, like, an excuse to grab my body without, like, a nice dinner.

[roboredom]

I CAN COOK WATERMELON.

[All he got out of that was dinner.]

[weaponry]

You can cook watermelon?! Isn't watermelon, like, usually sliced?

[ ..... ]

[roboredom]

YES. BUT I CAN DEEP FRY IT.

[weaponry]

Deep fried watermelon? That doesn't, like, sound too nutritious. [ And she sort of like, needs to keep her nice figure! ]