Log 011 ◄► Action: Days 2-6

[roboredom]

[You might find yourself wandering around the village, affected by whatever terrible things may come out of the shift currently hitting everyone. Or you might just be walking around unaffected because you're lucky. No matter what you're doing, or where you are, there will be a way that Robo-Ky is finding his way to you. The very same robot who says rude things on the journals and never stops doing the robotic equivalent of screaming whenever he speaks. He's seeking you out, whether he knows you or not. It's necessary.

What will he do once he finds you, wherever you may be? In your living room? On the streets? In the bathroom?

Politely bow and say:] CAN I HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING? COFFEE? SLIPPERS? ASSASSINATION?

[He's totally serious, too. Hell, he's not even doing that loud voice thing he always does. And is his hair just a little bit less messy?]

[ooc: Robo-Ky's hit by a personality change, so he's going to be the good little robot who follows orders like he was meant to be. Any order. Ever.]

Comments

[etudes]

[ Day two and Kotomi still seems pretty oblivious to the whole experiment thing. Maybe she's started to realise it a little, finally.. but who knows with this girl, really. Instead she's just staring at Robo-Ky once he pops up next to her in the library, blinking idly a few times. ]

Robo-Ky-kun, good day. You want to.. help me out?

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky gives a robotic jerk of his head. Something like a weird nod.] YES. WHAT DO YOU NEED ME TO DO?

[etudes]

.. I'm not sure if I need you to do anything.. [ She was just sitting there and reading, after all, so she needs to think for a few moments. ]

Ah, wait. There was a book on the top shelf I couldn't reach just now.

[trollkiller]

[It's the morning of the third day and Orphen is Not Happy. This is the third day that Orphen's woken up somewhere that he shouldn't be, the third day that his precious sleep (...which, frankly, he's gotten plenty of since coming to Luceti, but still) has been interrupted. Orphen does not look happy as he attempts to make his way back to CH5 when he's intercepted by... a robot.]

What the hell are you talking about?

[A little rude, considering how polite this robot is being, but Orphen and mornings just don't mix!]

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky doesn't even bat an eye at how rude that was. Can he even bat an eye? Does he blink?]

I WANT TO HELP YOU. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

[trollkiller]

...seriously?

[With how irritated he is, Orphen is naturally inclined to think he's lying. Who would just come up to a stranger and ask something like that?

But then again, if he's not...]

[weaponry]

[ Tenten is leaning over the sink applying copious amounts of blush when Robo-Ky enters her bathroom. Tenten stares at him for a moment, wondering just who the hell he is before her expression brightens.

She walks over to him eagerly, waving as friendly as she could be. Robo-ky, if you thought your day would be hell, just wait until you meet Tenten: the sorority sister. ]

You must be, like, one of the frat's new pledges right? Anyways, I'm like, Tenten, and it's nice to meet you. Now, what I need right now is like, for you to get out of the girl's bathroom because it's totally creepy. Just, like, meet for me outside. Don't touch anything, because, like, this is my private property. But, if you can like, feed the turtle, that'll make everyone at the Psi Chi Pi Sorority very very happy!

Also, carry this! [ She tosses a towel at him. ] Cause, I might, like, need this later.

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky might be confused by this, but he'll oblige it because she's giving him orders. This is clearly how he's going to help her this fine day. He takes the towel and turns to leave the bathroom, and tries to figure out how to feed a turtle. Does it eat watermelon...?]

I WILL DO MY BEST TO PLEASE YOU. [WHERE IS THIS TURTLE.]

[weaponry]

[ The turtle should be in a little aquarium in the living room. There's no food adjacent to it though.

Tenten's voice is clear and bright from behind the bathroom door. ]

Thank you! Like, what's your name again? [ In case he screws up and is a bad pledge! ): ]

Day 4

[tellmejohn]

[...Ah. Well then. In that case. Scorpius might be Luceti Valley'd and thus softer, but if a droid is offering himelf to him-]

You could surrender one of your arms to me.

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky stares at Scorpius for a moment, almost like he's staring in disbelief. Then he just pops his left arm off and holds it out to him.]

HERE YOU GO.

[tellmejohn]

[...Neat. He takes the arm, and then nods his head at Robo-Ky] Thank you.

[...And keeping the arm, he starts to walk off. No really]

Day 5

[notbridget]

[She opens her front door to Robo-Ky. Or in this, he opens it. Who could it--

OH HELL NO

Shutting the door on him!]

[roboredom]

[Oh wow, how rude. Robo-Ky knocks on the door this time, maybe it was that.]

HELLO? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED HELP.

[notbridget]

[Oh, hell no! There's no way he could have found out where she lived, or that he knows it's her, or-- Or wait, is this a trap!? Yelling from the other end--]

Go away!

ilu Robo-Ky

[justicefluers]

[Smoker doesn't even have to be in his own body to feel annoyed at this. So he just reaches for the jitte.]

Oh hell no. How did you even get in here?! [It's his bedroom. Not that it's obvious that it belongs to Smoker or anything. It's just sort of plain and functional. But there's like a billion cigars and a few books stashed around.]

He loves everyone back. For now.

[roboredom]

[Why do you need to grab your jitte, lady? Do you want Robo-Ky to polish it? He'll do it. Just ask. He will damn well do it, and it will be so shiny.]

I WALKED. DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE WITH ANYTHING?

[ohmythor]

[ Day 3 and Jane's already pretty wise to the whole experiment ... thing, having seen one unfortunate body swap and one person turning into, apparently, Thumbelina.

So it's really not all that strange when a talking robot corners her in the item shop and asks her if she wants to order an assassination.




... okay, yes it is. ]

... I -- what? No!

[roboredom]

[Hey, he's gotta generalize his services if he's to appeal to every type of customer. You have to think ahead like that if you're going to offer to help people randomly on the street and in stores and in their bathrooms.]

ARE YOU SURE? WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE? [Still hellbent on ~*`helping~*~ her.]

Day 3

[haveiliedtoyou]

[ ... GLaDOS recognizes that voice. ]

While I admit I'd never devoted much time to considering the circumstances under which we'd meet, I'm rather sure this sort of thing would not have occurred to me. Which I suppose means that I should at least give credit where it's due for creativity. But not yours. Just in case you were about to make that mistake.

[ Because of teleport shenanigans, GLaDOS is yet again upside-down, this time on the path between CH4 and CH5. And now she is staring at Robo-Ky. What do? ]

askdhfsdgfg glados so rude

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky just stops and stares at GLaDOS, clearly not holding any sort of grudge against her for things in the past or what she just simply. Just giving her a look over and pondering a course of action. He does feel rather helpful.]

DOES THAT MEAN YOU NEED MY HELP? [He didn't really understand what she said, but it looks like she needs it.]

3

[lastsmoke]

Would you be able to assassinate a pair of slippers for me? They're giving me the eyes.

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky tilts his head at the suggestion.] YES. BUT SLIPPERS DON'T HAVE EYES.

Day 5 | [Action] | Is this okay... LOL

[kazooiegonenuts]

[Kazooie's already in a bad enough mood without robots appearing randomly to annoy her. She's been temporarily bounced ahead in her own timeline, and her ability to fourth-wall herself means she knows exactly what kind of game she's been placed in...]

Oh, joy. It's Boltbucket in the tin foil flesh.

Day 5 | [Action] | Absolutely!

[roboredom]

I DON'T HAVE FLESH. AND I'M NOT MADE OF TIN FOIL. [Just stating the facts, because she was obviously mistaken. Also, he's still waiting for an answer of if she needs assistance.]