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[There's been occasions where Robo-Ky has seen people asking for help or advice over the journals. This is an occasion where he believes that he needs assistance, but he doesn't want to show any weaknesses for asking. Which is why he's going to do it like this. It's also called being a jackass.]

I DEMAND ASSISTANCE FOR A PROJECT. HOWEVER, I WILL ONLY ACCEPT ASSISTANCE FROM A NON-DEFECTIVE HUMAN. IF YOU ARE DEFECTIVE, YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIED! AS IS THE MAN WHO REPAIRED ME LAST JUNE. YOU SUCK.

[What is this project? Robo-Ky has the ability to produce miniature versions of himself. These miniatures are able to walk around, make noises, and then explode -- all to Robo-Ky's twisted command. However, the only miniature he has been able to make has been completely broken and mangled. And he isn't doing a good job of fixing it.

He wants his little explosive buddy to work, dammit.] PROVE TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT DEFECTIVE!

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[As Lupin is coming from CH5, that would have been a wait regardless of whether he traveled by pedal-copter or not. The thief arrives quickly, moving as fast as his skinny legs can carry him without breaking into a full on run.

He's wearing red, like he said he would.]

Edited 2012-04-01 01:13 (UTC)

[Robo-Ky can't honestly tell if Lupin is the guy he was waiting for or not. People wear red a lot, but this looked as close to the description he got as any. The miniature Robo-Ky is hidden in a paper bag, which doesn't make it very hidden but whatever.]

ARE YOU THE GUY? [Are you.]

That depends. Are you the guy?

[He already knows his answer, but Lupin just feels like playing.]

[... Shit.]

THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT GUY YOU NEED.

...I thought I was the guy that was needed.

OKAY, WAIT. YOU'RE THE GUY FROM THE JOURNAL I SPOKE TO, RIGHT?

Well, I am a guy from a journal, if that helps.

IT DOESN'T! YOU COULD BE ANYONE!

I'm a man in red, aren't I?

TONS OF PEOPLE COULD BE WEARING-- [Oh.] WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY YES!?

Relax, I was just playing~

Now, where is your mini? [the brown bag, right?]

YOU MEAN MY UNDERLING. [He reaches into the brown bag and pulls it out, it almost looking like an action figure of himself instead of a miniature robot.]

CAN YOU FIX HIM?

Underling. My bad.

[He reaches into his pockets to withdraw a pair of glasses and a small tool set. Donning the specs, he takes the miniature robot in hand and starts to examine it. The joints are tested manually and the body is unscrewed gently as Lupin admires the work.]

Clever little guy here. Nicely constructed. I've gotta know, what was it doing when it broke on you?

[Damn right, it was nicely constructed. This is a masterpiece!]

IT WAS FALLING OUT OF MY MOUTH.

...what was it doing in your mouth in the first place?

IT WAS WAITING TO BE RELEASED! WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE DOING?

[Duuuuuh.]

...In your mouth?

DID YOU THINK IT CAME FROM THIN AIR? [What was that place that people originally though all babies came from.] OR PERHAPS THE STORK?

[This is what Robo-Ky calls superior wit.]

No--wait, wait.

...

You store it in your mouth?

NO, THEY COME FROM MY MOUTH. I STORE THEM IN MY COMPLEX BODY.

Complex indeed. How is it that they're stored in your body then?

I DON'T KNOW. [That's like asking him to rip open his chest cavity to learn everything about his insides. He's too busy trying to find a wife for such nonsense.]

Well, if you can't give me details, I won't know if I can help you.

[SHOCK.]

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!? I JUST NEED IT TO WORK OUTSIDE OF MY BODY!

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