Log 008 ◄► Action (Fourth Wall)

[roboredom]

[There is a robot who is not amused by all the of the new people arriving in Luceti. However, he is going to try and take advantage of this. But this requires getting through the crowds of people as fast as he can. By means of shoving his way through them.]

GET OUT OF THE WAY! YOU DEFECTIVE HUMANS ARE BLOCKING MY ROAD TO VICTORY! [To be honest, he has no idea what he's doing.]

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[heavensgold]

Whoa, whoa!

[ After being jostled around by the crowd, Johnny nearly got ran over by this hunk of bizarre scrap-metal. ]

Watch yourself, hombre! Didn't your mother ever teach you any manners?

[roboredom]

[He has no mother, you soulless monster. Robo-Ky stops in his rush, immediately turning to face the human who dares speak up against him.]

I HAVE NO TIME TO EXPLAIN HOW TERRIBLE MOTHERS ARE-- WAIT A MINUTE... [... This guy seems like someone that would be in his database.]

[heavensgold]

You don't?

[ He looked utterly baffled for a second before it all suddenly dawned on him as to why that was. ]

You're all made up of nuts and bolts aren't ya? Hrm, that explains it.

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky doesn't answer. He's busy scanning Johnny up and down and comparing him to his database. It might take awhile, since he's gone so long without maintenance, but he'll be damned if he doesn't do this.

...

This is taking forever.]

[heavensgold]

What's a matter, bright-eyes? Lost a screw?

[ Oh, puh-lease! Johnny isn't waiting for this damn thing to finish. He has hot babes to track down and gold to loot. ]

Catch you later, robo.

[roboredom]

[Oh, found it! And the description matches, so this guy has got to be--]

AN ENEMY! [Johnny Sfondi!]

[heavensgold]

[ The dashing sky pirate was almost half-way up the road until Robo Ky started screeching. ]

Wha? An enemy? Well I certainly wouldn't call us "friends" but ain't that a little harsh?

[roboredom]

YOU'RE AN ENEMY OF THE POST-WAR ADMINISTRATION BUREAU, AREN'T YOU? [Robo-Ky suddenly isn't sure. It's been well over a year since he's be updated, after all.]

[heavensgold]

Maybe I am or maybe I'm not. Either way that's for me to know and for you to find out.

[ Lemme guess, Robo Ky is running on Windows ME isn't he? ]

[roboredom]

OKAY. HOW? DO I HAVE TO SAY PLEASE? [...] I REFUSE!!

[H-How did you find out classified information!?]

[heavensgold]

Then I'm not tellin' ya a thing!

[ This for me to know and for you to find out. /sunglasses.gif ]

Besides I got better things to do than play with a toy soldier like you. I've seen some fine lookin' dames runnin' around here and I'm thinkin' they would make great additions to my crew.

[roboredom]

[This robot just gasped. He really went out of his way to make a gasping noise.

It sounded terrible.] YOU'RE WORSE THAN AN ENEMY. YOU'RE A... LOVE RIVAL!

[whimsicalwinds]

What road to victory...?

[IS THAT ANOTHER ROBOT...]

[roboredom]

THE ONE YOU ARE BLOCKING! [Because he decided that no matter how he can go around this person, the road is now directly behind them. Forever.]

[whimsicalwinds]

O-oh... I'm sorry about that then, sir!

[...wait a minute]

There aren't any roads here though, are there?

[roboredom]

IT'S A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR! YOU'RE NOT THAT FAR OFF INTO MALFUNCTION, ARE YOU!?

[whimsicalwinds]

M-malfunction..?! [What are you going on about] N-no! And even if it is a metaphor, I still don't see how I'm getting in the way of this 'road to victory'!

[roboredom]

YOU'RE STANDING IN THE WAY. WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE IN THE WAY?

YOU REALLY ARE MALFUNCTIONING.

it just occurred to me that i should've had hayate enter crossdressing-- /terrible

[whimsicalwinds]

[/did that for Spada--

Wow what the hell is this guy's problem?!] You could just walk around me then!

shdlhfg oh god no.

[roboredom]

BUT YOU'RE IN THE WAY.

one day...

[whimsicalwinds]

[........

Stepping to the side then?!]

hahaha.

[roboredom]

STILL IN THE WAY.

[whimsicalwinds]

I just moved though! [HOW MUCH FARTHER DOES HE HAVE TO MOVE, GEEZ.]

[dancingmad]

[ Unfortunately the silly robot just had to trample over one of the most powerful mages that have ever existed. ]

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, TIN CAN!!!

[roboredom]

[That sounds like a challenge to Robo-Ky. A terrible, unwinnable challenge.]

YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!