roboredom: (THIS CHARACTER PORTRAIT IS TIGHT.)
[You might find yourself wandering around the village, affected by whatever terrible things may come out of the shift currently hitting everyone. Or you might just be walking around unaffected because you're lucky. No matter what you're doing, or where you are, there will be a way that Robo-Ky is finding his way to you. The very same robot who says rude things on the journals and never stops doing the robotic equivalent of screaming whenever he speaks. He's seeking you out, whether he knows you or not. It's necessary.

What will he do once he finds you, wherever you may be? In your living room? On the streets? In the bathroom?

Politely bow and say:]
CAN I HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING? COFFEE? SLIPPERS? ASSASSINATION?

[He's totally serious, too. Hell, he's not even doing that loud voice thing he always does. And is his hair just a little bit less messy?]

[ooc: Robo-Ky's hit by a personality change, so he's going to be the good little robot who follows orders like he was meant to be. Any order. Ever.]
roboredom: (YOU ARE AN IDIOT. HERE IS WHY.)
[There's been occasions where Robo-Ky has seen people asking for help or advice over the journals. This is an occasion where he believes that he needs assistance, but he doesn't want to show any weaknesses for asking. Which is why he's going to do it like this. It's also called being a jackass.]

I DEMAND ASSISTANCE FOR A PROJECT. HOWEVER, I WILL ONLY ACCEPT ASSISTANCE FROM A NON-DEFECTIVE HUMAN. IF YOU ARE DEFECTIVE, YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIED! AS IS THE MAN WHO REPAIRED ME LAST JUNE. YOU SUCK.

[What is this project? Robo-Ky has the ability to produce miniature versions of himself. These miniatures are able to walk around, make noises, and then explode -- all to Robo-Ky's twisted command. However, the only miniature he has been able to make has been completely broken and mangled. And he isn't doing a good job of fixing it.

He wants his little explosive buddy to work, dammit.]
PROVE TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT DEFECTIVE!
roboredom: (I AM SHINY AND NEW.)
[Surely, Luceti, you were not prepared for the loud, robotic voice blaring over the journals with no warning. Nor the fact that in the video feed, he is reflecting a bright light off of his face.

He might be doing the reflection portion on purpose.]
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU DEFECTIVE BEINGS. THINK LONG AND HARD, AND GIVE ME AN HONEST ANSWER. BECAUSE I'LL BECOME THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF PISSED OFF IF I GET A FAKE ANSWER. REALLY ANGRY.

WHICH OF YOU THINK YOU ARE SUPERIOR THAN ME?
[Pause.] BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT.

[It's almost like a rhetorical question. This is definitely an informative PSA brought to you by Robo-Ky.]
roboredom: (THIS IS GETTING HOT!)
[There is a robot who is not amused by all the of the new people arriving in Luceti. However, he is going to try and take advantage of this. But this requires getting through the crowds of people as fast as he can. By means of shoving his way through them.]

GET OUT OF THE WAY! YOU DEFECTIVE HUMANS ARE BLOCKING MY ROAD TO VICTORY! [To be honest, he has no idea what he's doing.]

roboredom: (YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S DEFECTIVE!)
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roboredom: (THIS CHARACTER PORTRAIT IS TIGHT.)
Do you need to interact with Robo-Ky, but a log entry isn't going to cut it? That's what this is for. It's for all those times you want to do a thread, but there's really no need for a separate entry just to do the one thread. Come on down here, leave a comment, and let the threading begin!

Just makes sure to use something like this in the subject line:

[Action, December 20thth]
[Voice, May 30th]
roboredom: (BZZZZT.)
How do you think I'm doing with Robo-Ky? Good, bad, iffy? No matter what the problem is, go ahead and let me know right here. The worst thing you can do if you have something to say, is to not tell me at all. So that's what this entry is for!

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roboredom: (HEY BABY.)
Character

Name: Robo-Ky (Guilty Gear XX Λccent Core PLUS Model)
Fandom: Guilty Gear
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown
Time Period: Λccent Core PLUS: After Maintenance
Wing Color: Metallic Bright Yellow
History: [x]

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